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Like hell it would be better, most of /vp/ would be fucked if pokemon were real.
>A sizable amount of commers getting raped by the pokemon they're trying to waifu
>Most competitivefags would end up as armchair quarterbacks as people use anime-level strategies to win tournaments
>Most anons trying to be Ace Trainers would either wash out and get a normie job, or die in the wild
>Legendaries shitting on everyone
