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>Be me
>Sitting in multimedia
>Free day, since there's a sub
>Sub asks us what we want to watch on the projector
>She holds up Wreck-It-Ralph and Pokemon: The First Movie
>Immediately choose Pokemon
>The rest of the class chooses Wreck-It-Ralph
>whatthefuck.jpg
>Get up
>Break the Wreck-It-Ralph DVD
>Entire class moans and says "Magcargo is Fagcargo"
>Realize that all of my classmates are Toarkoals
>Fall to my knees and pray furiously to Magcargo
>Start to feel warm
>Hear a faint gurgle in my ears
>"It will all be lava snail soon"
>Magcargo bursts through the celing
>itshappening.jpg
>He melts the sub with his lava
>He turns to speak to the class
>"This is the part where you run away"
>Entire class scrambles for the door
>Magcargo whips out his 15 foot long magma cock and knocks everyone over
>He proceeds to lavafuck a girl nearby
>His magma penetrates the back of her throat
>He grabs a guy and lavafucks him
>The girl is still on his magma
>30 minutes pass
>Magcargo has a magma shish-kebab on his lavasnailekt cock
>Lava cum everywhere
>Turn to him and ask "Is it lava snail?"
>"You know the rules, laddie. Its not lava snail until I say its lava snail!"
>Proceed to have amazing magcarcock for the rest of the night
>Afterwards, he throws me a piece of rock with a note on it
>He jumps away on his lavafucked magcargocopter pogo stick
>Read note
>"I'll always watch over you laddie.-M"
>Look up, its now nighttime
>A Magcargo constellation appears
>It winks at me
>Magcargo is love
>Magcargo is life
