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>was a good boy so mommy took me to get tendies
>we driving back home and i play pokemon go
>see a giant silhouette
>oh boy oh boy what is it
>look closely and its a fucking Nidoqueen!!!!
>ahhhh shitttt mom mom theres a Nidoqueen
>calm down anon
>but mom we gotta go find it
>no were going home
>but mooooom
>Nidoqueen disappears off the map
>reeeeeeeeeeeee
>you fucking dumb bitch you just fucked up my life
>anon if you keep acting up you wont get any good boy points
>fuckkkk you i dont want good boy points i want to be the very best!
>mom felt guilty and drove under 30 the rest of the way home so i could catch pokemans
>managed to get 6 rats and 4 birds
>mfw my mom kept me from catching that Nidoqueen and preventing me from becoming a pokeman master
