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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OTvTv0EgIgYou're stuck between a rock and a hard place, but a burning ambition within you refuses to acknowledge defeat like some prissy prissy puss puss. As working to undo the effects of U-turn seems to be an impossibility, you instead decide to think outside the box.
"I'M GOING TO THINK AROUND THIS SHINDOG."
With all of your might, you force your body to turn around so that you can work the obtuse angle to your benefit. Keep in mind that turning around while your feet are fucking impaled is...
Well it's easier said than done.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHH--I CAN FEEL BONES POPPING. I CAN FEEL BONES RATTLING.
THIS FEELS LIKE A BONES ORIGINAL."Two tons of elbow grease forcibly turns you around '360 degrees'. With another battle cry, you lean back into the pie and jab your thumbs into that baby like a rock climber climbing rocks.
Filling spews all over your hands.
"YOU HEAR THAT BITCHES? I'M NOT DONE YET, YOU CAN'T DO ME IN, THIS PIE WILL SHINE WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!"
Meanwhile, Solomon Grunty eyes you with ire from afar.
"I'm sorry, am I the /only/ one noticing that? He's shouting like he has ADHD. What? No one's saying anything? You're all asleep? We're just going to pretend that didn't happen--Yeah you're all asleep. I'm the only one up."
A gust of wind breezes past Solomon.
"What a punk bitch." 