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Fucking kek.
Popplio's very own description counters that very same shitty design.
Fucking take a look.
>Popplio's swimming speed is known to exceed 25 mph. It's better at moving in the water than on land.
Here's the fun part.
>Still, when it's on land, it takes advantage of the elasticity of its balloons to perform acrobatic stunts and jumps
>Elasticity of its balloons
>Acrobatic stunts and jumps
Oh boy, where do I even start.
Let's start by the fact that primadonna here, despite using her FANCY bubbles to keep her spunky hairstyle, is NOT shown using acrobatic stunts at all nor actually using balloon bubbles at fucking all. All she does is act fancy.
Oh boy, I'm barely getting started.
>Popplio can snort out balloons made of water!
Anons, let's be true here, can you really picture this lady making balloons out of her nose?
>Watch it spin water balloons into a playful battle strategy!
She looks like she'd rather sit there while the water does the job.
>Both frivolous and hard-working,
tl;dr frivolous means silly and not serious at all
>Popplio can easily get carried away—unleashing enough power in battle to make quite a spectacle!
God forbid if Popplio became a powerhouse then. It certainly seems like him to get carried away as he kept being silly!
>But Popplio’s determined spirit
Oh boy.
>Means it can usually be found practicing hard on its balloon skills
This is outright implying that Popplio WILL eventually master its bubble balloon skils.
>The Water Gun move attacks an opponent by firing a jet of water. Popplio knows this move from the moment it becomes your partner!
Not even a hint of this either.
TIME TO WRAP IT UP BOYS
wew, this was fun.
