>>55415141What, you've never felt the therapeutic power of a garden eel crushing the tension out of your joints as its soft, cold skin soothes your aching muscles? Have you really lived until now without the gentle kiss of an anguilliform as it goes "squishee-squishee-squishee" across the back of your neck? You've never moisturized your rosy cheeks with fresh eel goo to revitalize your pores as you carry the faint aroma of a gentle sea breeze throughout your daily routine?
What a damn shame.