>>13477095"Hmph...You better. What's taking so long anyway? How long does it take to bust a bunch of potheads?"
Here we go. It's time to lie to your wife to prevent her from finding out how shit you really are at being a cop, and thankfully, you have a number of excuses in your head ready at your disposal. How lucky are you.
>I helped stitched a little boy's arm together!>I stopped some guys from robbing a turk-on-a-stick cart!>I was buying you a diamond ring!>You don't need a diamond ring, you *ARE* the diamond!~>I was buying you a new coffee maker like you asked for!"..I...uh...I..."
>Buy yourself some more time!A) "I went to a live-studio recording of some sitcom I couldn't understand so time just slipped by."
B) "Well uh, these guys mugged me a while back and I kinda lost track of time.."
C) "I was out shopping and uh, thinking about what to get you for your birthday!"
