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Pokémon is not a Utopia. It is a dystopia.
>Hundreds of millions of workers fired due to the increased efficiency and cost-benefit of employing Machokes, Conkeldurrs et al. in construction business.
>Veterinary Doctors? LOL Just build a Pokécenter franchise and get rich
>farming dedicated to growing berries
>Bureaucrats everywhere, you can't walk to the nearest town without passing a police-controlled Checkpoint.
>Legal system constantly approving more restrictive laws against people owing powerful Pokémons
>New Burger King with a special Doduo meat
>"Yet again a 10 year-old has ordered his Pokémon to set his School on fire in Minessota this morning. So far, 89 children and 23 adults have been confirmed dead"
