>>56756113>b-but I just want to waste time!Start cheating.
>b-but I am too indoctrinated to play to win!Start cheating.
>b-but cheating is too hard despite having 7 billion QoL improvements to help me!Start cheating.
>b-but no one will notice!If I kill someone without anyone noticing, would the person be alive if everyone noticed?
>H-hackerchad!Yes.
>b-but you're probably bad at the game!Yes. Start cheating.
>b-but the boyfriend of the girl I'm talking to gave this to me and said it took him 2 weeks to breed correctly!You start cheating. She started cheating.
>b-but you got it from an egg from a hacked pokemon!No I didn't. I don't waste time hatching eggs. Start cheating,
>b-but I care if you cheatStart cheating.
>b-but I got this fair and square! I was at a 2009 event and didn't get the IV's and nature that have a 1/750384 chance in appearing!Start cheating.
>b-but you're acting like Versify!Who?
>b-but judges might disqualify me if I fail the hack check!Don't cheat incorrectly. Start cheating.
>b-but *buzzword buzzword buzzword*Start cheating.
>b-but you can't act holier-than-thou! Y-You're just some random person battling 3x more than biking in-game! AUGH! my heartburn acting up again! tums! I need my tums!Start cheating.
>c-cope! *c-COUGH COUGH WHeeeze!*Start cheating. Start following the recommendations of your doctor.
>Y-You will never be a woman!Never wanted to be and will never want to be. Start cheating.
>D-Do you want to ban like 80% of good VGC players?! Because they're all cheaters!Yes. They need to be reeducated and reconditioned into better cheaters. Moral corruption is everywhere in a just society.
>N-No that's not fair!Start cheating.
>b-but-No more excuses. Start cheating.
