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Holy shit, this trial can go fuck itself right in the goddamn neck. Of all of the Trials, I didn't think that Totem Alola Marowak would be the fucking roadblock, but:
>Totem Alola Marowak raises its Speed levels to out-speed everything on my goddamn team
>Kills everything thanks to little bitch Salazzle combining poisoning with fucking Hex
>Detect always works, never fails, blocks even my fucking Z-move
>No Rock/Ground Pokémon/attacks on my team
>Only Water Pokémon on my team is Slowpoke
>All he has going for him is piddly little Water Gun, which hits like shit because Slowpoke is more Atk-oriented than Sp.Atk-oriented, for some godforsaken reason that doesn't make any goddamn sense
>Still gets double-butt-fucked by Hex anyway
RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN NECK
YES I AM LEGITIMATELY MAD RIGHT NOW
