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>you will never be at Roxie's concert
>you will never be invited to the backstage
>you will never have Roxie pin you down to the floor
>you will never see Roxie strip and rip your clothes off
>you will never feel the sensation of your dick penetrating her
>you will never climax inside her
>you will never impregnate her
>you will never get your shit beaten up by Roxie's dad
>you will never stand up for yourself and declare marriage with Roxie
>you will never marry Roxie
>you will never experience 2 years of happy marriage with Roxie
>you will never come back home from work
>you will never see her shreds of Roxie's clothing on the floor
>you will never hear Roxie's lustful and lewd moaning across the hallway
>you will never panic and hastily make your way to the bedroom
>you will never perceive Shrek raping the shit out of Roxie
>you will never see Shrek gradually turn his head towards you as he pierces your wife
>you will never hear Shrek say, "It's all orge."
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
