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>not one mention of Darmanitan
ALRIGHT LISTEN THE FUCK UP
This is Darmanitan. This cheerful motherfucker can be yours before beating the 3rd gym, by catching his first stage, Darumaka, north of Castelia city.
He's a fire type (if you couldn't tell) and his sole purpose in life is to blitz a hole straight through the enemy team before dropping.
Water types? Rock types? Ground types? He doesn't give a fuck, he's got SHEER FORCE. This ability takes any move that would have a secondary effect on the target like burns, flinching, confusion, and TOSSES THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE RAW POWER.
Did I say RAW POWER? Because this beast is packing a whopping 140 ATTACK and can learn FLARE BLITZ (which causes burns and thus gets SHEER FORCE). What, it gets recoil? WHO GIVES A SHIT, YOU CHOICE SCARF THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND HALF THEIR TEAM WILL BE DEAD REGARDLESS OF TYPING BEFORE THEY'VE EVEN GOTTEN OUT OF BED.
He even has a second ability you can find on a single Darmanitan after you've beaten the game that lets him turn into some fire/psychic zen mode motherfucker when he gets his shit pushed in, but who would ever want that to happen when he could be a STEAM TRAIN PLOWING THROUGH EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR ENEMIES.
