>>22578982"Alright, he's down, get him with Surf!"
"Not so fast, Calem!"
"Huh?"
Malva butts into your little shounen moment by offering some words of wisdom, "You know, I think I'm starting to envy you. Shit, you kinda remind me of myself when I was your age...except like, I was a girl y'know, I had frequent cunt-aunt visits, the kind that Serena gets nowada--"
"M-MOTHER!"
"Is one of your favorite vidya games, Serena.
~ Now stop being jelly. It's unbecoming."
You can /feel/ the amount of salt and ire fuming behind you.
Waving awkwardly, you return the focus to you, "Uh, sorry but what does any of that have to do with me? How do I remind you of yourself? I don't have an Aunt Cunt... at least I don't think so..."
"Oh, that. Yeah I was just talking about how you shout all the names of your special techniques before using them. That's some slant-eyed chink shit right there. I did that too, for example:
FIRE SPINNING WILL-O-WISP!""That doesn't sound like a special technique... THAT SOUNDS LIKE HELL!"
While Skrelp gets to swamping the arena in a giant wave, Chandelure recovers from his fall and takes notice of the approaching Surf. With no time to lose, he engulfs all five purple flames on his body with Will-O-Wisp flares, then combines it with a Fire Spin.
The end result is something that'll scare even the most chompiest Garchomp.
"CHAN! CHAN! CHAN! CHANNNNNNN!"
Spinning at sanic speeds, Chandelure wraps himself in a fiery vortex and disperses multiple Will-O-Wisps all over the arena. When Surf washes over him, he takes damage, but his Fire Spin doesn't stop simply because of how advanced it is. A trooper without a doubt, he does not wince and only continues whirling around like a madman.
A) "What the hell is that Smogon triggering shit?!"
B) Use Hydro Pump!
C) Develop your own bullshit technique.
