>>39282833>I mean that's a fun fantasy but that wouldn't be a good realityWhy because it might lead to a billion fucking kids? So what I'd be a proud papa to all of them and before you say that isn't possible remember the words of that wise sage Jeff Goldblum, life finds a way. I mean if a 30ton whale can get 15lb firefox pregnant, anything must be possible!
How would I support them by going out for a walk and fighting everybody who made eye contact with me. That might make me see psychotic... but its no more psychotic then anybody else in this town.
Yes my team might consist of nothing but lvl 5 Eevees but surely I'm better off than my neighbour whose team is 3 metapods!
Eventually my children will grow up, at which point I'll send them out into the tall grass where they can frolic and play and maul any small children passing by. Some would call that irresonsible.... maybe..... maybe, but it can't be any more irresponsible then my mother or the professor who when I was 10 gave me a small salamander which breaths fire like a military grade flamethrower and can die its not careful where it sits down.
Don't Judge my fantasies. The pokemon world will consistently show itself to be more fucked up.
