>>28922485Brionne builds the singer theme but not the "mermaid" look. Its literally just a seal with frills.
>unicorn sea lion that stands on all foursIts more of a giant otter with sea lion characteristics if anything though. And full fledged sea lions don't have separate hind legs and fingers with opposable thumbs. Samurott has more mustelid traits than pinniped traits.
>a huge mustacheSo you never seen a samurai warrior in your life?
>barely ever uses its weapons, in most official art and depictions at least.Are you fucking retarded? Samurott's swords are literally giant shells. They serve more than one purpose than just attacking. Fully understand a pokemon's functionalities before fully judging them.
