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>listen, have you ever seen discovery channel?
>nature documentary about weird endangered species and their mating rituals?
>this is kind of like that
>he male from WFG drops down and hollers, he hoists a hot pocket in the air
>this is his display of strength you see
>he sheen of his fedora is what tips the female off to his status in the community
>he stumbles over and makes a few grunting noises
>the female is intrigued, but she goes back to her business of breeding her 481th quick attack sylveon
>he tries to offer the female some hot pocket and tendies as a mating display, all the while tipping his fedora
>she just makes more grunting noises
>after the hot pocket is split and the tendies shared, they battle. Depending on the outcome, it should have been simple.
>if the male wins he will collapse himself on the female and the mating will be complete
>if the female wins the man is doomed to go back, fedoraless, shamed and laughed at by the community
>but the problem is, they tie
>at this point instead of mating we see the two exchanging grunts of "feely sweet things that are strange"
>and "being nice rather than joke insults"
>now the episode is ended, we don't know what the fuck went on
>we don't know if they mated
>she >might have a boyfriend
>end of documentary, no one has any answers, only confusion and keks
