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I haven't accomplished that much as a Trainer, as my parents didn't like the idea of any of their kids being full-time Trainers. They felt it combined the worst unpredictable aspects of stock trading and average entrepreneurial ventures, plus plenty of physical danger. I was fine with college anyway, and figured I might want to be a teacher or something. My trainer avatar is what it is, because I'm an adult now, and I tend to dress like a stuffy WASP fourty years older than I actually am.
I grew up in Nimbasa as a richfag, thus able to catch and train up an Oshawott. I'm a slacker, and didn't give much of a shit during Middle and High School so I made time to evolve him up (Now Lvl 45) and grab my later two badges in the process. Samurott's a bro, and has saved my ass plenty of times in the wilds of Unova and the Poké!SouthSide.
Caught Petilil during a jog through Castelia Park, and once again, richfag = Sun Stone. Kept Elesa from tanning my hide. (Now level 40)
Got me hands on a Cryogonal during a ski vacation. Definitely useful for college out in Poké!Chicago. When I'm at home, my parents appreciate its lowering our AC bill. (Level 40)
There's a flock of low-level Swablu that sit (or sat?) outside the parking lot of my high school. Lots of younger students will catch the young ones as a starter. I got mine junior year. Only a few ever make Altaria, but mine is fairly close, at Lv. 31.
I like to hike, so during an Alolan vacation, I found a cave in Lush Jungle. I stopped to take a piss break. Turns out idiots like me can be snuck up on by Larvesta using Flame Charge. The lil bugger's at level 25.
Grimer I also had no intention of catching originally. I once went to help clean up some hurricane damage out near Undella. Saw this guy eating waste and shit, decided he'd be a good way to dispose of old school papers and other refuse around the house. He cleans up nasty shit, Lilligant keeps the place smelling nice.
