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"Okay, listen up, folks. Turner's breathing down my ass saying we've got to design a new Grass-type for our upcoming title, Pokemon Sword and Shield, for Nintendo Switch. I want ORIGINAL ideas, people! There's 320,000 species of plant on Earth, I'm sure we can come up with something to really knock everybody's socks off! And remember, there are no wrong answers!"
"Apples?"
"Okay, a little bland, but sure, I'll put it on the whiteboard--"
"Monkeys?"
"Alright, not a plant, but that's on me for saying no wrong answers. It's on the whiteboard. Anything else? Let's make it something really special. We've only got the budget for three Grass lines this time, so let's really wow them!"
"Cotton?"
"Haven't we already done, like, two other cotton Pokemon? I distinctly remember Whimsicott, and Jumpluff's the Cottonweed Pokemon, so that sorta counts--"
"Hey man, you said no wrong answers!"
"Yeah, my bad. On the board. Now who wants to watch me snort some blow off this hooker's tits?"
