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What the fuck did you just say about me, you little fucking bug catcher? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pokemon Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Flare, and I have over 300 confirmed dex entries. I am trained in Slaking warfare and I'm the top substaller in the entire Battle Chateau. You are nothing to me but just another effort value. I will white you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Holocaster? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gyms across Kalos and your trainer card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Pokemon team. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can OHKO you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my ice-type Pokemon. Not only am I extensively trained in weather-countering combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pokemon League Elite Four and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, you might have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will find it comfy and easy to wear. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
