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>go to VGC '11
>first battle is against this rotund dude in his late thirties
>he smells like ass and he's wearing a shirt that doesn't entirely cover his swollen gut
>he immediately stands up, reaches to his belt and throws an imaginary Pokeball, complete with "go, Charizard!"
>of course he loves Charizard
>he tells me that I should just surrender and not waste both of our time when he will clearly win
>I OHKO his Charizard with my Floatzel (fuck you, Floatzel is awesome)
>he begins shrieking like a banshee, standing up so fast his chair falls over and the table tips
>the entire auditorium goes silent as this man-child throws a tantrum
>he's disqualified and escorted out by security, screaming about how much of a jerk I am
I placed 149 that year, /vp/, but none of my other opponents were that entertaining.