>>23233725because I'm a NEET dropout and my life consists of meaningless shitposting all day
because I'm painfully lonely and can't make any friends (showderp helps with this, but sometimes pretending to be a retard in a chatroom isn't quite enough)
because I'm an emotional wreck and my psychiatrist told me I probably have a personality disorder
because I love someone who doesn't even like spending time with me very much