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I thought the greentexts were larp /vp/ I really did, but it happened to me today
>be me, casual Pokemonfag
>go into GAME
>ask the 30yo neckbeard at the counter if they
have any copies of Pokemon
>"Nah mate"
>very chill about the whole thing
>go into Tesco
>they have it
>have to take the display copy to the cashier
>get in line
>long ass queue forms behind me
>get to the till, run by friendly middle aged lady
>"Hello, how much for this game please?"
>"Hold on love, let me ask"
>My heart froze upon hearing those words
>I know what comes next
>"BECKY, DO WE 'AVE ANY COPIES OF POKEMON SCARLET FOR SWITCH LEFT?"
>Literally screams across the entire queue
>Turn to the bloke next to me, try to laugh it off
>he is looking at me in abject horror
>wait until my copy arrives
>"So lad, are you over the age of...uhh..seven?"
>I'm 21
>Lady thanks me for the purchase and wishes me a nice day
>I can tell by the tone of her voice she 100% thinks I'm autistic
>I'm starting to believe her myself
Jesus /vp/, I swear I'm not a fat sweaty neckbeard, I'm not socially anxious and I've never been diagnosed with anything, but that was so embarrassing I'm considering getting a new hobby. I know you shouldn't care what normies think, but is it worth it if it makes me look like a retard in public?
