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>be me, Fortree City poorfag shitter
>Deadbeat Dad gets me a Pokémon for my 16th birthday
>It's some pink Kecleon he got from a shitty Rocket dealer
>Isn't even a real shiny it just has a higher melanin count than normal
>mfw dumbass dad fell for a scam
>take it out for a walk because it's 'my responsibility now'
>it turns invisible and shoves some kid off a bridge
>she's dead
>i quickly swing around behind the Fortree gym and wait for someone else to notice
>the authorities still haven't figured out who did it
>i knew the girl's parents and they're devastated
>hard to even look them in the eye
I'm not getting into any shit because of this shitty ass lizard. I should turn it in.
