>>42297322>all these new dynamax formsalready in the base game
>all these new gym leaderseach game has new gym leaders
>all these new regional variantseach game has new regional variants
>all these new legendarieseach game has new legendaries
>all these new costumesWOAAAAH COSTUMES
>excited for tutor moves which were already in previous games>excited for a re-used gimmick from gen 2 because JOHHTOOOOOO>excited for co-op mode, in a pokemon game>he gets giddy at the idea of internet strangers complaining about a game he likes, and wastes his money just to spite them, even though he will be forgotten in a couple of weeksget laid
