>>53942174because they have a 80-90% chance of not giving it the one move that would give toucannon a place in GBL or even if it is Beak Blast, it'll be at a DPE / energy cost that doesn't help it
so you have some trash-tier CD that isn't even useful for new players and just serves as some abstract stardust farm (which shouldn't be the primary selling point) and then as a shiny release as though it's hard to find route 1 birds in the wild any other time
it was funny the first time when they thought giving Alakazam the most overpowered fast move in the game would magically give it GBL viability or expecting people to know that in 15 months they'll actually giving A-Sandslash an efficient charged attack but the joke has worn thin since
also triple cope lmao