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>be pokemon trainer
>have just moved to alola
>be just starting out, get first pokemon
>decide i like the owl
>step out the door of the lab
>some faggot with a pikachu is there
>w/ever, pikachus are easy to beat, this'll be a good first frag
>he JUST fucks my shit up
>tells me that pikachu just got done with murdering megafags in the kalos league
>a fucking pikachu, murdering megafags
>then a trial captain comes along, she's a green-haired qt
>"nice owl, i love grass types!"
>th-thanks
>"i know, why don't we test your new pokemon out?"
>o-okay
>send out rowlet again, its shit is still fucked up by that pikachu
>"oh no, what happened to your rowlet?"
>pikachu faggot tells her
>she starts laughing
>i yell at her to stop
>"look, don't worry about it. we all have to start somewhere, don't we?"
>keeps fucking laughing
>pikachu faggot is laughing too
>i burst into treats
fucking hell
