>>48914106Fast forward a few months
>me and partner are getting romantic>old lady that runs the counter thinks we're adorableI really do miss old lady ruth, she knew nothing about our operation and thought partner gf was her best maid
>one night a politician's daughter and her boyfriend walk in>too good to be true>they get a room together>Partner GF scrambles for maid uniform>I get the reel-to-reel loaded in my utility closet>she switched the bugs on right as I get the stopwatch readyilovethatwoman.jpg
>hear them start some foreplay>she wants to be treated like a bad Vaporeonallmywhat.mp3
>hear the sound of metal chains>no fucking way>a possible pokephile in a country that has executed them in the pastBDSMnoises.mp3
>we've hit the jackpot, if this dirt gets out it will ruin that senator's career>partner gf comes in, giddy as fuck>we do a little dance holding each other's hands>abandon post because we got what we needed and that reel is loaded with a days worth of tape>start drinking some Champaign to celebrateitbegins.wmv
>apparently I can't hold my liquor for shit and I blackoutNext day
>send in the reel to a Rocket Agent with Partner GF>Rocket Agent brings us to site HQthefuckinggamecorner
>secret basement>they're really excited and all take turns listening to the foreplaylaughter.mp3
>that senator will either get in bed with Giovani or lose his career>congratulate us and offer us a promotion>partner GF declines for me>I don't care the hotel gig is easy work>she excuses herself and goes off to the bathroom for a half-hour>she urges me to go back to the hotel and doesn't talk to me for the rest of the nightI can't believe i was so dense