>>26874077Charizard is a metaphor for dating washed-up whores
It teaches kids a valuable lesson: Never get into a long-term relationship with used goods; there's a reason they were abandoned in the first place
Ash should have given Charmander the ol' Pump-n'-Dump: Use it to steamroll Erika, then send it up the river to Oak's reject farm. I mean goddamn, he should've known that thing was unstable when he saw its first partner was an Aussie
