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>Have cousin with autism
>He is 32
>I am 24
>I have no friends either but I am not autistic
>Cousin comes to visit
>Parents insist I drive him around and play Pokemon go with him
>don't want to but whatever, I guess it is my responsibility
>I take him to the park
>He doesn't have a phone
>I give him mine and explain how to play
>He lets out a loud shreak
>'NYYUUUAUAAAA'
>'ANON, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY BY THE RULES! I'LL PRETEND I'M CATCHING POKEMON AND MAKE THE PEOPLE LAUGH'
>he starts running around the fucking park
>he is 300lbs so should get tired
>doesnt'
>starts running around, hlding my phone up and pretending he is catching pokemon
>runs over to a lamppost
>turns to 2 girls about 17 years old
>'HEY LADIES. THERE IS A MAGNEMITE STUCK TO THAT LAMPPOST, LETS CATCH HIM!'
>starts making magnet whirring noises with his mouth
>takes off his watch and throws it at the lamppost
>'WOAH, MAGNEMITE SUCKED IN MY GOLD WATCH'
>his watch is plastic
>decide to give up, let him run for a few hours
>take him home, he tells everyone how fun it was
never again
