>>18221691Our alpha hero discovers that the guardian of his precious salaciously sticky golden honey is that of the queen bee, Vesipquen! A wasp with stingers so stingy, they sting stingers.
What. Who the heck wrote that line? That was stupid. Fire the incompetent donk who thought that was top notch!
Anyway, you turn to the pixie and put a finger to your lips, "Shh... I'm going to try to startle it, okay? Please don't utter a single sound."
Your pixie-pal nods, she zips her lips like a guy zips on a coat to hide hickies from his wife, or how some loser teen tries to hide tattoos from his restrictive mommy.
As an eerie silence rolls in, you start to crawl along the forest floor--that's a great view of that poofy ass by the way--, a plan begins to come to fruition inside of your mind.
>How do you overkill the Vespiquen?A) Turn her skin inside out.
B) Slice her apart into multiple segments.
C) Uppercut up her comb dress.
D) Unleash an implosive chemical reaction inside of her.
