>>22639420"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
With one fatal vanishing swipe, Greninja slices Pyroar's long, throbbing, saucy, thick, juicy, rectangular, censor box cock off of his body, effectively forcing a switch back into his true gender and slamming him straight into the ground.
"R-Roooaaaaaaaaaa!"
Greninja reappears in front of you in a puff of smoke and croaks, proud of his handiwork. The big cat hits the ground with a thunderous impact, falling after /her/ is a limp, soft, flaccid, censored ribbon of spaghetti that curls up around her like a spiral--over nine-hundred and sixty-four feet of wet, moist, uncircumcised Disney furfag noodle.
And that's just an estimate number.
>Pyroar fainted!>You defeated Elite Four member Malva! 