>>21545408In an attempt to calm him down and speak to him on a bro-to-bro level, you let him know right off the bat that he's in good hands, "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey buuuuuuuuddy, water you up to, friend?"
It sorta works, but then he sees your uniform costume and starts crying about it.
"A-AAH! Rowdy J-Japanese schoolboy! D-Don't hurt me, p-please! I-I don't wanna be captured and used in roughneck gang battles!"
A) Play along and jokingly antagonize him to get more of a reaction.
B) Wait a minute, that boyish twink face.. The rock has seen you somewhere before!
C) Pat him on the head and tell him you're just one of the tryhard dorks in the anime club who only dresses up like those tough schoolboys.
D) The rock runs over to the hot, popular schoolgirl for protection.