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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QWqRZRZ074>DEAD MON'S PEAK -- ONE TIME A GABITE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SKI HERE. THAT SAME GABITE IS DEAD NOW, I THINK.-- TOUGHNESS LEVEL: "JUST DON'T"Pretty much everyone relevant at the resort has turned up to the tallest mountain in tundra (perhaps tallest mountain in the Kalos region overall) to see Serena race and box Skeeter Skidouche on skis that are also on fire.
By the time you and your posse arrive to the deadly mountain, not only are you one hour late thanks to a quick visit to Gavrel's Ski Shack, but you also catch Skeeter chatting it up with those multi-headed faggots who fucked with you back on Mt. Glalie.
WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN THAT THIS WAS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO SNATCH A BLUE CLAWITZER GIFT CARD FROM UNDER YOUR SAUSAGES.
Skeeter yawns as he makes your acquaintance, /again/, "WHAT A FRIGGIN' SNORGASM. What took you pansies so long? YOU'RE ONE HOUR LATE, FAGGOT. What happened to BEING on time? TIME-FAGS?"
"Dodrio, drio drio!"
"Zweeeil, zweilou!"
"Flawless attendance." says Exeggutor. He's the only normal one, see.
A) "I had to go make sure we were ready, that's all! Needed some...secret weaponry and stuff!"
B) "I was busy porking u're mum!"
C) "I had to zip up my daughteru's coat, I mean goddamn, that was an ordeal!"
D) "What difference does it make? We're here now, right?"