>>50107432Well you know how it is with me dear Anon…
neat pink doorhandle >>> literal bussy >>>>>>> gross degloved-looking humanoid dick (befitting only some apes)
I'd honestly settle for it being lymph-fueled therefore always ready to go, and even have it periodically wither and fall-off each winter - only to have it grow-back once spring comes (as it happens in quite a few duck species, I told you that I know my stuff)