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Like I am talking personal dungeons with solo leveling rip-offs, OP legendary moves for the MC, and other unique snowflake buffs for the MC like mega evolution or evolving into a regional variant if he's Cyndaquil because he's that fucking special. I wanna see an oversized harem with the baity pokemon like lopunny/gardevoir, the partner pokemon, one of the guild npcs depending on the story (like sunflora if it's an Explorers fic), and some random Pokemon the author really enjoys but is completely forgotten about after a poorly written sex scene in the middle of a dungeon (with the partner pokemon being a bro and covering the two of them while they're busy in a dead end). Maybe even some copy/pasted anime moves because the author is that much of a hack, nobody would question a Mewtwo pulling out a Kamehameha after all.
I want to glaze my eyes with absolute garbage. The reading equivalent of going to a Chicagoan sandwich shop where at least half of the weight of the sandwich is from the sheer amount of grease soaked into the buns and meat. I want myself and the author to be entirely different people after the first 80 chapters of the fic. I want to feel my brain smoothening with every paragraph my internet bandwidth is wasted on. I wanna see some DISCOURSE because the fourth party member ended up dying shortly after laying a pokeegg because she was one of the only harem members in the same egggroup as our MC and the logistics of birth control never came up before. I want an overly edgy post-game arc focused on hunting the killer, culminating in the egg hatching and helping with a father-son Hyper Beam, with later arcs focused on training the kid to be an explorer followed by a 20-year timeskip with the kid becoming the new MC and traveling to a different continent.
