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Farfetch'd evolution. Trying to keep it from being some "+100 in every stat and Huge Power" fantasy and being somewhat realistic kek, like Farfetch'd ever getting a buff or any attention is remotely realistic
>482 BST because that's what Ambipom got and Farfetch'd is closest in BST to Aipom of all the Gen IV crossgens
>70/105/71/50/71/115
>Normal/Flying still
>Sniper and can still use the Stick like its pre-evolution
Maybe give Slash a buff to 90 power like Leaf Blade is as well so it can have a good STAB move that abuses its ability. I would want to give it another high crit-ratio move but can't really think of one that would fit the Pokémon archetype-wise. If Air Cutter were physical I could use that but it wouldn't benefit from that.
You get a Pokémon with a good speed, good attack, and guaranteed 2.25x crits to abuse the fuck out of.