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>Red and Blue help out in the main story
>Maybe in like the second town after you get your starter a level 70 Ultra Beast comes to fuck with you
>You and your starter shit your pants
>Attack it, does 1 damage
>UB uses False Swipe, takes your starter down to 1 HP
>Ultra Beast prepares a Z-Move
>Before it can hit, a Blastoise catches the hit and throws it back, standing between you, your starter and the Ultra Beast
>Blastoise knocks the UB on its ass with Hydro Pump
>Ultra Beast fires a fuckhueg beam at Blastoise
>Suddenly an Alakazam appears and redirects the beam back at the UB
>Mega Charizard X, Venusaur, and Arcanine appear
>Ultra Beast jets the fuck outta there
>Alakazam and Arcanine are ordered to follow by a spiky haired guy that proceeds to run after it
>Blastoise, Venusaur, and Charizard remain behind
>Blastoise turns and gives you and your starter a nod while you both continue to shit your pants
>All three Pokemon are recalled to their pokeballs, in the hand of a stoic trainer in red
>The trainer looks at you
>Then at your pokemon
>The trainer reaches into his bag and tosses you a hyper potion, then walks away in the direction the spiky haired guy went
>mfw
