>>18219271http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMRh3pIctaI"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~ H-Help, help please!~"
Oh my, did you not hear that, protagonist!? It's a totally unscripted call for assistance! You know what this means, drop everything and make the switch into hero mode, your audience demands it, and your reputation even more so!
You poke your chest, trying to assess the situation before doing anything crazy, "W-What? Me?! But I don't even know where I am or what's going on, I need more context first--"
TOO BAD. HERO MODE. LET'S DO THIS.
"Gaaaaaah, it's always something!"
Getting up on your feet, you dash off with a confident look on your face. The victim in need isn't too far away, so you easily catch up to her.
Despite all that running, your hair remains charmingly intact, and it sparkles upon your entry into the evil first boss's lair! Yeah, GO GET HIM, MAKE IT HURT, PROTAGONIST! PUT THE PEDDLE TO THE METAL.
"Feeeaaaar, FEAROOOOOW!"
Our dim-witted protagonist--that would be you!--stumbles upon a horde of Spearows, all led by a nasty Fearow, who seem to be torturing a little girl.
But why? How is this possible, you ask? Wouldn't a girl tower over these tiny tot birds?
THE LITTLE GIRL IS ACTUALLY A PIXIE! Bazoom! What a twist that was! You'll be seeing many of those today, now enough talk, you have monsters to fight.
"H-Help me, p-please, they want to peck my eyes out!~"
"Spear, spear, SPEEEAAARRRR!"
>What does our hero do to protect the pixie?! 