>>49095333Imagine looking at a fucking frog Pokemon complete with a sarashi wrapped around its chest and saying:
>"Yep. This is it. This is the Pokemon I've been waiting for. This is my bro for life, my ace, my fucking BEST FRIEND HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE FROGS NOTHING GETS MY DICK HARDER! GOD FUCKING DAMN BRO NEVERMIND ACTUAL COOL POISON OR FIGHTING TYPES I WANT THE FIGHTING FUCKING FROG! GOD I JUST WANNA DUMP TADPOLES DOWN MY URETHRA AND CUM IT OUT SO I CAN PRETEND I'M USING VENOSHOCK LIKE MY BOI TOXICROAK!"And then worse, realizing that your "bro" which was clearly designed as forgettable worthless dex filler is shit in battle making it, surprise, forgettable worthless dex filler, and then having a fucking meltie over it so hard that you need to whine about it on an anonymous Mongolian wind surfing blog which happens to feature a Pokemon section. Like god damn dude it's Christmas eve, find something better to worry about.
