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>Be Brock
>Ditch my friend to chill with this 10/10 professor hottie.
>Ignore her dorky assistants and focus all energies to tapping that ass
>Flirt with her constantly. Let her walk in on my with my shirt off. Telling her how I love studying "breeding".
>Month later, she starts flirting back.
>We go back and forth for a few weeks, make out a few times.
>Finally, she invites me to her bedroom
>Mighty Ducks Theme playing in my head as I follow her there.
>Door closes and we go at it
>I take off her top
>Best fucking tits ever!
>She gets on her knees and blows me
>Sucks the cum right out of my balls
>feelsgoodman.png
>She finishes, stands up and winks at me.
>"Now, you blow me."
>....wat
>She takes her pants off and a dick bigger than mine pops out.
>DoesNotCompute.gif
>I stare in disbelief for a good minute
>shrug
>Suck her off anyway.
>Fuck the night away
>Wake up next morning with her passed out on top of me.
>mfw when I feels morning wood and it's not mine
>mfw it was the best sex of my life
>mfw the only chick who flirted back with me wasn't a chick at all
>mfw my friends can never know about this
>mfw I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
