>>50488541>>50488578>>50489784Unovans are fucking awful. I got a better look at the sperg's caravan today as I was walking the route again. The door was wide open and there was no sign of him apart from his army of yellow pests so I figured I'd sneak some photos for the authorities while he was away for the day (probably in Heahea city shopping for more food to guzzle down his greasy trap).
Here's how it went:
>pull phone out and start taking pictures of the area and the infestation of Pikachu >trash and Pika-poop EVERYWHERE>creep up to caravan and knock on the open door...>no answer>peer inside, phone in hand, recording everything>. >tapu lele have mercy on me>caravan is littered with food wrappers, bottles, tissues, and the walls are literally covered from top to bottom with Pikachu posters and merch>take a whiff>the stench... oh arceus the stench. trust me when I say that I would rather stick my nose in a Garbodor than ever smell that tard's salty aroma ever again>notice laptop is open>phone still filming, slowly tiptoe forward, heart pounding and vision blurring from the odor>desktop background is an anthropomorphic pikachu in a bikini>wtf>notice a single folder named "pikachu photos">right click > properties>12TB>nope the fuck out of thereI wish I could show you the video but it's considered evidence now that I've submitted it to the Police. What do you anons think? Should I go back there some time and take more pictures or is it best to leave this pokefucker psychopath alone until he gets deported out of Alola?
