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Sabrina would obviously provide the three T's: telekinesis (for travel), telekinesis (for battle), and telekinesis (for the bedroom). This is Gen 1, so I would take her to the Safari Zone to get an Exeggcute, then to Johto for elemental punch TMs for Alakazam, and we would set off to invent doubles and conquer Poké-Japan (I'd be a Fighting type guy so when Dark and Steel are discovered we'll still dominate). When the physical special split occurs we'll call it a day and retire up in Cerulean Cape, far from normies and next to Bill so he can fix my computer. I'll take up martial arts full time and become a master. My wife and our Pokémon will use their powers to build us a magnificent dojo, and I'll take in the scrappy youths who loiter in Route 25 all day and teach them the way of the fist. When we're old, Sabrina will suffer a mid-life crisis because she never became an actress. Despite my best efforts to stop her, she packs up one day and flies to Unova. Desperate to get her back, I take her Pokémon and some of my best pupils and go to the Unknown Dungeon to ask for Mewtwo's help. Instead of Mewtwo, I find a Ditto there who transforms into me, and I have an idea. I catch the Ditto, leave the cave with almost all of my pupils, and close the dojo for the evening. I put Ditto in front of a photo of my beloved Sabrina and tell it to Transform, but of course it just turns into the photo frame. The real Sabrina can't use phones because her psychic brainwaves block the signals, so I can't contact her, and for one reason or another she never comes back. I turn to alcohol to cope, and I soon become a wandering drunken master like Beggar So, teaching impudent Youngsters and imprudent Lasses the value of hard work and the beauty of simple things. I'll teach them to hit hard and stay out of Hollywood. I'll go back to my crumbling cottage soon after to die, fat and grey but with a smile on my face, surrounded by a dynasty of Hitmons, a Ditto in a green wig, and Wong Fei-hung.
