>>19933554Bored, the Queen of Hearts rolls her eyes, cheek resting on the palm of her hand, "Yeah, well... Fuck you I'm the Queen of Hearts, I say she's guilty and whatever I say goes SOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
After a pause, she slams her gavel, "Yeah, off with her head, you know the drill. GUILTY."
The Duchess snaps her fingers in anger, "Damn! So close!"
Her Jewish lawyer shakes his head in disappointment, "Oh man oh man goyim, so sorry about that, maybe next time!"
A) Tell the Queen that's straight-up bullshit.
B) Say nothing. Her time has come.
C) Alice stands up and declares herself as the person who stole the tarts.