>>47737646Very frustrating prompt. If this monkey paw shit actually happened, I got to live in Johto but was forced to live out my days as a pointless derpy diaper baby frog with a STUPID curly hair, I'd scream.
I've avoided this thing my whole life, more than any other Pokemon. I wouldn't know what stats and moves to focus on. I guess surf and rain dance would be good starts/ lifelong quests for power. I'd want to hang out with cute girls. That sounds like making the best of a bad situation.
