sandslash
>good size>good for self-defense, and since it’s hedgehog-like petting it the right way won’t poke you (especially considering the size and thickness of those quills)>10/10 buddy material>throws rocks at my enemies>hands make for perfect skewering of food so I don’t need to mess around with cutlery >probably makes cute mouse noises>scoop-shaped hands are ideal for hugging, long claws can point things out very easily>it’s a Sandslashno more explanation needed
alola would be too heavy and probably melt on me so ill take standard
>>52805139based sandbro