What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pokemon Breeder Acadamy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Flare, and I have over 300 confirmed hexa perfect pokemon. I am trained in Slaking warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire GTS. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will please you the fuck out with free shit the likes of which has never been seen before on this thread, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with not enjoying that shit from me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tripfags across WFG and your FC is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out those pathetic little shits with no eggmoves in a pokemon you call pokemon. You’re fucking welcome, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trade you in over 2 ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Masuda Methoding, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Balltistic 4 Egg Move Pokemon and I will use it to its full extent to help your miserable ass off the face of the mediocrity, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” request was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting the prize, you goddamn idiot. I will shit leftovers all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking going to enjoy these free things, kiddo.
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