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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and Eeveelution sex, Sylveon is the best Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Sylveon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 51.8 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able to handle intense sexual activities, and with their access to Protect, Endure, and Draining Kiss (for the kinkier of you) you can be rough with one. Due to their calming aura from their ribbons, they can easily get rid of any anxiety virgins or people with performance issues would have, and along with their ability to read emotions, they could tell when you’re getting bored, or uncomfortable, and change things up. Those same ribbons could also be used very creatively, making it very hard to run out of things to try. They can also learn the moves Charm, Baby-Doll Eyes, Tail Whip, and Play Rough, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. No other Eeveelution comes close to this level of enjoyability. Also, fun fact, all these positives affect all genders, unlike most of Vaporeon’s being male-exclusive. Sylveon is literally built for sex. Ungodly versatility+emotion sensing+calming aura means it can fuck all day, with anyone, and still make it enjoyable
