>>17242467>tfw you raise cactuses because you're a dumb kid and they're the only plant that can survive your sucky florist skills>Plus they're covered in spikes, that shit's hype>Get ruby>Find Cacnea and love it because fuckin' cactuses man>Evolves into Cacturne and it's the fucking coolest>Start playing with your friends and see how he gets torn to pieces every time>Especially when you play that all dragons and metagross fuckerLoving Cacturne is suffering