>>57736129>TQThe most optimal way to steal Avery’s biological samples would be to do all the chores around the dojo. Vacuuming and dusting would make it easy to find any fallen strands of his hair, which would be abundant since he has so much. I would collect the strands of fine fallen hair and use tape to stick them up on my wall, organizing them from shortest to longest. With the length I could probably gauge how old each strand is (the oldest ones have the most sentimental value to me). Being the honorary janitor, I would go through his trash when the coast is clear. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure and my treasure would be the hastily thrown crumpled up tissues in the garbage. What do you need those tissues for, Avery? Other sacred relics would be fingernail and toenail clippings since those have his DNA too. It would be easy enough to steal a freshly used towel of his and wring out his sweat. Admittedly I don’t know what I’d do with the sweat
drink itHe also seems like the type to carry around a handkerchief so I could very easily nick that when he’s not looking. I would hold it to my face and sniff the salty smell of his tears before I sleep every night. My whole collection would be safe and sound in a cute little box for safekeeping.
