>>38212310You're so incredibly smug, you know. Such a noteworthy individual for it, yet no one can find a reason to hate you for it because of how well you wear your serpentine guise. You are well and truly one of the best things this site has to offer.
Still makes me wonder why you aren't naturally more into macro, though. You're so smugly dominant in the first place; you want people to have a good day because of you. You want people to pop awkward throbbing boners because of you. You want people to milk themselves dry on their knees to your wordcraft as they imagine themselves squirming helplessly in your bulging emerald-scaled belly because of you. Eventually you're going to ask yourself: why stop at one? Why even stop at ten? Why shouldn't my perfect coils extend throughout an entire forest, fueled by thousands of squirming /vp/oreons that all jerked their cocks silly to how I teased them before they slid down my throat in double digit numbers at a time? Of course, even denying yourself that specific paraphilia is only because you have chosen to do so. "The world would be more boring if I ate everyone!" you'd tell yourself, convincing yourself of its truth, limiting yourself intentionally in order to remain on a level where you can continue to tease what in all honesty is objectively just your prey. Truly the smuggest and most dominant snake of all. 